I’m Feeling just a little bored right now and decided to write a blog post on how to get banned on a forum really fast. It’s not a blog post in which you follow my advice but if you want to do this, don’t do this on your favorite forum. I’m a super moderator on a large forum and tend to see it all. Don’t try this on the forum I’m on as I will ban you even if you was joking around on the forum. I hope my fellow moderators and admin don’t read this blog post.
Say you just feel like causing some trouble online or just want to spam a forum as much as you can before you get a permanent ban? I’m going to toss out some ideas for you to try on any forum of your chosen. Please be aware that you could actually get banned for life on the forum so it’s best to pick your forum wisely to cause some problems on. (winks)
10 Ways To Get Banned On Any Forum:
- Register on the forum with a username of: YourForumSucks, ExpertSpammer, WeBuySignatureLinks, PornAdvertising101, InfractionKing, ForumRuleBreaker. (Just a few examples)
- Create multiple accounts and have an argument in a thread with all the duplicate accounts you made. Make sure you give hints that you created multiple accounts. This is the key thing.
- Open up the forum rules in one browser window and the forum in another window. Make sure you break as many rules as you can before you get banned. Do the opposite of what each rule is. Example: Post Thank You in a few threads and make sure you give people the hint you didn’t read the article or any replies. This is the key thing.
- If the forum has a visitor message area in the profiles, make sure you spam your link or a porn site in as many profiles as you can. You have to be fast in doing this. Also do this on all of the moderators and admin’s profiles first before you do this on the regular members profiles. The target is to spam the moderators first.
- Reply to every thread and just ask this question “why?” It don’t matter what the thread is about. Just say “why”? Example Thread title: – What’s your favorite online game to play? (Your one word answer should be “Why”.) To speed up the banning just open up the “new posts” tab or the “Whats New” tab at the top of the forum and copy and paste “Why” into as many threads as you can as fast as you can.
- Create a introductions thread in the correct section and let the moderators know up front that you are only here to scam people out of money and collect email address to spam people. Bold the “scam” and “collect email address’ illegally”. In fact, change the font size on those words to make sure your point comes across clearly.
- Post porn videos in as many threads as you can. Mention you are the co-star in them.
- Review all of the admin’s posts and be very mean to the admin. In fact, just follow the admin around the forum and every time he or she posts a reply or creates a thread, you pop in with a smartass comment or challenge the admin’s credibility.
- Create a thread on a democratic forum and say you vote for Republican’s only. Create multiple threads stating your love for the Republican party.
- As soon as you join, private message porn videos to all admins and moderator’s asking for a review of the video and feedback on yourself acting in the video.
I could think of a lot more reasons to get banned very fast but I don’t want to give out anymore idea’s to all of you. Spamming forums is no way to brand yourself online or to get traffic to your website. You visit forums to network with people from around the world, learn new things, get feedback on your site to make improvements and to get the latest scoop on what’s going on in the online world. Sometimes you are there on the forum just to get away from your very busy offline life or to get a break from the kids tearing up the house. Heck, maybe you visit forums to relieve the work stress and be able to just talk about work issue’s. I wouldn’t recommend anyone trying out the methods I just mentioned above. If you do feel like getting yourself banned for no good reason and really fast, you may take a shot at using my tips.
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Derek
@snakeair2
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